BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a trolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.   (what the hell is X factor?)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x]Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 6

AUSTRALIAN
[x]You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 3

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[x] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world. (Well, it is! nom nom)
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.      (who the hell doesn't?)
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 4

POLISH
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 0

IRISH
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland....
[x] You have/had blond hair
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 4

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 5

CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You say eh.       (Sometimes.)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch people
Total = 3

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How does a test like this figure out nationality? Its just a bunch of stereotypes or cultural markers crammed into a checklist...
Anyway this is what it looks like when I'm finally done filling it out.